Ben Strano

I am in Opelika Alabama (down where the busses don’t run) for (well she is the first person to call me uncle) my niece’s fourth birthday. We are also expecting our first nephew. It is very exciting down here.
Well upon hearing our trip’s itinerary I have been looking forward to the soccer game the [...]

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It is a fairly well known fact that I hate words in music. Well… I don’t hate the words I just generally don’t care about them. Give me melody and give me harmony… that is really all I need to be happy listening to music. The only thing that I care less [...]

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I just pulled into the studio and set my coffee on the front porch and laid my keys next to them, stood upright and realized I needed my keys to open the door. I got mad at my lack of efficency.
Went inside, turned off the alarm and turned on the lights. Then I went [...]

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… and fuel for my car too!!
So I have been driving the Camaro lately and it sucks. But the worst part is never knowing when you are going to run out of gas. After our little vacation I drove it to the studio and the gauge was on “E”. This means anything [...]

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So Tim Brennan (i.e. Timtern… i.e. Small Fader) sent me this craigslist add.
They can fuck off… I have spent three or four years making my alter ego known and they come in and try and steal my lack of successes. Just checked their myspace page and they have three friends. Three happens to [...]

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So it is 1:22 am and I am wide awake. I have to get up at 7:50 am. There is a session at the studio and for some reason I feel the need to make sure it goes perfectly. Now I need to tell you that I don’t get paid one cent for making [...]

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